What sort of train wreck would Reverse Petstuck Jade and Karkat be like
Reverse petstuck with Jade and Karkat? I can’t decide whether she would be the only thing that could calm him down, or totally give him an aneurysm.
I know that you’re expecting something crazy but I saw this post on my Dash and I couldn’t help it. ;u; 

[SMASHES INTO YOUR BEDROOM]

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[SHOVES YOU INTO BED]

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[AGGRESSIVELY TUCKS YOU IN]

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[THROWS STUFFED ANIMALS AT YOU]

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[SCREAMS A BEDTIME STORY AT YOU]

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[KISSES YOUR FOREHEAD]

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[BACKFLIPS OFF YOUR MATTRESS]

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"WHY THE *&%# WOULD I DO THAT SHE’S ALREADY ASLEEP"


[RUNS OUT OF THE ROOM]

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[SLAMS THE DOOR]

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    This so proves karkat would be the best mom in the universe
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    I’m seeing a double-translated, sourceless version of this quite often on my dash lately so in case any of you wondering...
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